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1. There was a maggot in your soup?
Throw the soup away .

2. You woke up and only mcdonalds and starbucks exist ?
Nope .

3. Pokemon were real?
No .
4. You walked around your block naked
Wont happen . maybe not me is other ppl .

5. The person of your dream was finally yours?
Nope .

6. The world ends in 24 hours?
Bo bian must die .

7. You could have 3 wishes but you had 10 seconds to say them?
New hp laptop and money!!!!!

8. You could never die?
Dont die lor .

9. There were beauty pageants for men?
Thailand got alot .

10. Models were short and fat instead of skinny and tall?
Nvm de lah .

11. We celebrated Halloween like a Dark Christmas?
Not my problem .

12. Girls wore boxers and guys wore panties?
Lols . never see b4 worr .

13. Santa, the easter bunny, and the toothfairy really exist?
Nope .

14. Music could give you cancer?
No .

15. Your parents arranged who you had to marry?
Dun wan .

16. You could star as a character in your favorite cartoon?
Piglet!!!

17. You got to try out on American Idol?
No tks .

18. Your parents were spies, superheros, or something cool when you are not home?
O.o if they are 1 , dan i will be 1 mah .

19. Your life or death depended on any game of your choice?
idk .

20. You became a parent 1 year from now?
siao si bo . next yr i 14 nia dan got baby siao !!!

21. There was a breakfast cereal named after you?
Name lor . i dun mind .

22. You could talk to inanimate objects?
Yea . if i wan to .

23. There was 10 more 'What If' questions included this as one of them?
Jus do it .

24. You were the only person in the world to have unlimited gas for your car?
Nice . but i dun drive leh .

25. You woke up as your opposite gender?
Go see a doctor .

26. With the snap of your fingers, any problem you would have could disappear?
idk .

27. It was against the law to eat more than one meal a day?
tell them go die .

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